MY FELLOW WARRIORS OF TRIBAL WARS, TODAY WE ARE TALKING ABOUT STRENGTH. WE ARE TALKING ABOUT POWER. AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, WE ARE TALKING ABOUT NATIONAL SECURITY FOR THE GREAT TRIBE OF JOKERSTARS.
RIGHT NOW, W114 HAS RESOURCES — TREMENDOUS RESOURCES. WOOD, CLAY, IRON — BEAUTIFUL, BEAUTIFUL RESOURCES. AND LET ME TELL YOU, NOBODY ELSE HAS THE CARDS RIGHT NOW. NOBODY. THEY’RE WALKING AROUND THE MAP LIKE THEY KNOW WHAT THEY’RE DOING — THEY DON’T. THEY DON’T HAVE THE TROOPS, THEY DON’T HAVE THE COORDINATION, AND THEY CERTAINLY DON’T HAVE THE LEADERSHIP.
JOKERSTARS HAS THE CARDS.
WE NEED THE RESOURCES OF W114 NOT BECAUSE WE’RE GREEDY — WE’RE NOT GREEDY — BUT BECAUSE WE UNDERSTAND SECURITY. IF WE DON’T SECURE THOSE MINES, IF WE DON’T PROTECT THOSE VILLAGES, SOME VERY DISHONEST TRIBES WILL. AND THEY WILL WASTE THEM. THEY WILL MISMANAGE THEM. TOTAL DISASTER.
AND FRANKLY, IT WOULD BE VERY WISE — VERY, VERY WISE — IF EVERYONE LISTENED TO JOKERSTARS. WE KNOW HOW TO BUILD. WE KNOW HOW TO DEFEND. WE KNOW HOW TO TURN A CHAOTIC SERVER INTO A BIG, BEAUTIFUL WORLD.
AND LET ME SAY SOMETHING ABOUT THE HIGH SCORE FILES — TOTAL HOAX. TOTAL HOAX. NUMBERS MOVING AROUND, PEOPLE SAYING “OH LOOK AT THE RANKINGS.” FAKE. ABSOLUTELY FAKE. REAL POWER IS ON THE FIELD. REAL POWER IS IN THE COORDINATION. REAL POWER IS IN JOKERSTARS.
WE ARE GOING TO DRAIN THE TRIBAL WARS SWAMP. ALL THE INACTIVE BARONS, ALL THE SECRET DEALS, ALL THE BACKROOM CONFEDERACIES — GONE. WE’RE CLEANING IT UP. WE’RE MAKING TRIBAL WARS GREAT AGAIN, MAYBE GREATER THAN EVER BEFORE.
WITH THE RESOURCES OF W114 SECURED, OUR NATIONAL SECURITY WILL BE STRONGER THAN ANYONE HAS EVER SEEN. OUR ENEMIES WILL THINK TWICE. MAYBE THREE TIMES. AND OUR ALLIES? THEY’LL SLEEP VERY WELL AT NIGHT.
